Saturday, December 13, 2008

matt gray still has not posted an update.

i suggest we all ridicule him until a new update appears.

and yes i realize that this blog entry is late as it is current 2:37 am saturday, but alas, i had things to do, but here i am still finding time to fit this into my busy schedule. unlike matt gray who is now done school for this semester, but yet still continues to not update the blog. i guess matt gray has finally cracked up the pressure that is updating the blog everyday. i however refuse to, once matt gray gives up, and yes he will give up (these are the blog wars version two point oh: blog re-incarnate) as he does not like pressure and cracks under it faster than some sort of marshmallow with a cinderblock on top of it.

i would really like a marshmallow right now.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

i am not waiting another 45 goddamned minutes to see if matt gray makes a blog post.

day 1 of no blog

i have noticed violent mood swings because of the anger over the shenanigans matt gray is going to pull with his blog. and there will be none of this time zone stuff matt gray! if you get to do it so do i, and therefore it is midnight somewhere and thus you missed a day.

i say good day to you sir!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

No blog today. I don't understand why I am always so disappointed with Matt Gray's lack of blog posts, it seems almost as if it is routine that he does not post. Matt Gray is the new Adam, I the new Matt Gray. Who will be the new me?

Today any and all withdrawal symptoms have been muscled out by the fact that I have a chemical burn on my right ankle...it is extremely painful, and is going to keep me up all night.

Quote of the Day:
"Suck it blue!" - Tucker

Monday, December 8, 2008

Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gray is about to get a taste of his own rainbow. 

Because he has not updated in such a long time, I will count today as day one of withdrawal. It has been so long since the last update I have lost track of time.

Today I have noticed an increase of orange juice intake, as well as a mild case of the shakes. I feel lightheaded and my eyes appear to be playing tricks on me.

Matt Gray's hatred of anything blog related has become extremely evident, as he no longer updates the very blog he promised to update everyday with Hooooobler's quality material. His quotes are copy-pasta'd and are in English. I prefer my quotes to be original and in some form of dead language being brought back into common usage through quotes and studies of twenty year old university students. Also his MoPo was weaksauce, and Matt Gray wishes he was in John Malkovich.